He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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