3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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