Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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