She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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