how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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