You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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