If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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