I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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