Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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