carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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