Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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