So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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