I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Everything about him screamed your future.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Come share oat with me in your robe
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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