Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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