Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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