when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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