So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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