new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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