There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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