I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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