Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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