how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
It's just like the Real World with babies
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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