Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Randomize
