Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
