yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
