gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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