I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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