I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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