do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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