You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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