If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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