So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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