If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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