: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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