Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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