There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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