normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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