is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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