i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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