How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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