I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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