Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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