I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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