it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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