my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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