I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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