it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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