The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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