walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I yelled at your uterus for you.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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