do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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