so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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