We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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