Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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