I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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