Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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